Pussy Poppin, Ass Jiggling and Tweets

Pink: the possibility of sitting amongst jiggling asses tonight has put my nap on hold 7:53 PM Apr 18th from txt

I woke up this morning to go to work at 6 a.m. Though I believed I was determined to go home and nap, a detour to Sheba's crib made me start to think,"Why waste a perfectly good Saturday night sleeping?" I knew my jumpoff was in town, but not 100% available for sex. Nevertheless, I wanted to see some ass tonight...Sheba happily agreed to the plan. After a quick trip home to shower and gather an overnight bag, I headed back to her crib. We started getting ready, loooong assed Long Island Iced Teas in our cups and the Doc dropped off some meds, which like all sisters, we shared...

P: Strip club observation #1: strippers fight when they get angry. Asses in combat. I love it! 1:39 AM Apr 19th from txt

Okay, point of clarification. I tweeted too soon! Strippers did not actually throw blows. They were ice-grillin and taking off shoes and earrings and shit, but, the bouncer calmed things down before the weaves went to flying!

P: Strip club observation #2: we're in so much trouble. Channeling The Fury's gangsta. I'm about to lose it 2:02 AM Apr 19th from txt

Sheba's girl is dancing on her and I just noticed how gorgeous her tits are. Great Day! Maybe because they're eye-level at the moment. Okay, let me focus on some titties of my own. Oooh... over there...coming my way beckoned by a bill in my homegirl's hand. Is it my birthday?

Sheba: OMFG such a mess in the strip club2:03 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: Sheba just bought me a dance. Never seen a round of applause that fine. Shit!2:18 AM Apr 19th from txt

Not really sure if I want a wet nap or a straw! *Licking Lips* Damn, girl... I always wanted to go to India...

S: Um Pink! Um dance! Ummmmmm2:19 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

Fury: @ShebaofKink @PinkVixxxen Living vicariously through the strip club antics...2:21 AM Apr 19th from twhirl in reply to ShebaofKink

S: Girlfriend won't even let me talk to dudes! Or them talk to me rather!2:22 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: @ thedirtydetails wish you were here. There's certainly enough to share. And Florida is a hands-on state!2:23 AM Apr 19th from txt

Fury: @PinkVixxxen Yes that's what I LOVE about Florida strip clubs. Solid Gold had me caught up2:28 AM Apr 19th from twhirl in reply to PinkVixxxen

P: @ thedirtydetails next time you cum down, holla at a real strip club. Solid gold is for timid tourists...2:37 AM Apr 19th from txt

The Naked Hustle is so serious down here.

Fury: @PinkVixxxen yeah y'all gotta send me to one. knew the hostess at solid gold so my crew got LOTS of special attention2:39 AM Apr 19th from twhirl in reply to PinkVixxxen

P: Okay. This bitch i can't Fuck with. Bottles in asses. No effort. Lord help me i'm a sinner..2:40 AM Apr 19th from txt

Okay, so we got a Lip Bitin' Animal on stage right with a bottle between her asscheeks and she is hopping her ass around and not spilling a drop. WOW. This chick got a tattoo of i-don't-know-what-the-fuck all up her thigh and ass but i'm gonna starte at this bitch til it all makes sense.

See, I could totally see how a fool could come up in here and spend his car note on these broads...

S: OMFG a bitch is holding a bottle with her ass! WTF!2:41 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: Strip club observation #3: i'm horny2:57 AM Apr 19th from txt

Nuff Said.

S: 151 in rum and coke? Seriously? Shit!3:04 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: This shit is a serious skill. I mean, i have two degrees and i can't make my ass move like that!3:13 AM Apr 19th from txt

S: I've got 3 degrees working on a 4th and I can't make my ass shake like this! Fuck!3:14 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: Making it rain one drop at a time. Lol. Work bitch, work!3:20 AM Apr 19th from txt

Yeah, I'm a frugal bitch...lol. She gonna work for these ones!!

S: Whew! Ass! Ass! Ass! Heaven!3:23 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: Wow. Alicia got a skill that one just feels obligated to pay to see. Great googly moogly!3:23 AM Apr 19th from txt

This dancer named Alicia is my second crush of the night (i guess because if you squint your eyes really tight she kinda looks like Ms. Keyes...but not really). She is doing things on a pole that make me wish I had a dick...Word.

S: This bitch gotta be from thailand...3:37 AM Apr 19th from txt

Fury: Apparently needs to be at the strip club with @PinkVixxxen & @ShebaofKink cuz they got ass in the face and Thai bitches bouncing3:46 AM Apr 19th from twhirl

**Thinking how The Fury would've gotten gang raped had he been anywhere near our horny asses that night***

P: @ thedirtydetails you just don't know. Sheba's face was just in ass just now...miami is right at the moment!3:49 AM Apr 19th from txt

S: There was no ass jiggling 101 in college! Alas!4:40 AM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: I have officially been up for 24 hours. Such a shameful sight when the sun catches you WIDE AWAKE!6:29 AM Apr 19th from txt

It's even more shameful when it catches you masturbating on your friend's couch while the pitbull watches and the Good Morning America is about to come on.

P: @ thedirtydetails still no sleep yet!10:57 AM Apr 19th from txt

I've given up hope on sleep...not dick, though.

Fury: @PinkVixxxen Wow y'all are on it today for real!! Breakfast/Brunch?11:55 AM Apr 19th from twhirl in reply to PinkVixxxen

P: @ thedirtydetails well, Sheba isn't back yet... I imagine she's eaten already, though;-)12:20 PM Apr 19th from txt

Fury: @PinkVixxxen oh @ShebaofKink such a bad girl12:59 PM Apr 19th from twhirl in reply to PinkVixxxen

Sheba's back. Dick called and is in reach. Bout to shower. Now going out into the 90 degree heat is gonna kill me... but Mellow's on the other end of this drive..

S: Attempting to recover from last night. Struggling!4:34 PM Apr 19th from mobile web

P: Made my dick connection. Maybe now i can sleep..ah, the great equalizer4:37 PM Apr 19th from txt

Eventually made it to bed by 8:30 p.m. Oh, what a night!

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