Fallen out of Sex

I am the queen of S-E-X. I have and am willing to try various tricks in and out of the bedroom. Since my introduction to the world of all things erotic, I have sampled and devoured various cocks and pussies all over the US. I knew when and where to find my treats. In fact, I have a masters degree in erotic pleasures. I both a master and a student of pleasuredom. Unfortunately, my crown has fallen. For the past four months, I have not sampled the juices of erotic flavors: No pussy licking, dick sucking, or G-spot massaging. The past four months found me engaged in a vow of purity. I lived like the others: a plain Jane. I did not respond to sexual advances; I ignored exotic temptations. I was a drone....devoid of divine pleasures of sex.

Since I have fallen off the wagon, I need help to saddle up again. I want to smell and taste the nectar of sex. I desire body heat and sweat. I want my pussy swollen so juices squirt out into a waiting mouth. I long to tongue a dick, sucking every last drop of cum until that man's well runs dry. I hope that someone will bend my limbs into various positions so I may remember the joys of pain and pleasure. I demand that someone take hold of my body and mind.....dictate and instruct me on the how and the what....tell me how I may serve you.....

I fear that my four month vacation has dampened my game, diminished my skills, and permitted fear to cloud my mindscape. I guess that my first escapade....whoever may be so lucky...must be gentle....easing me back into my groove. I've heard that once you learn; you'll never forget; like riding a bike or smoking a blunt. With each time, you ease into the rhythm, increase the flow, longing for the next time you experience such joy. These folks who continue to coach me into returning to the ring...some were there at the blessing of my first blunt and others bear witness of the juices of my Kink. Now, I am taking names and applications for the next round of contestants.


Will you submit your application? Will you share the skills you bring to this career position? How will you help me gain my crown back?

Pillow Talk

Awake

Last night I found myself in your arms
Your charm encompassed me mysteriously
as you promised to be all I'll ever need
Your fingers caressed my soul
took control as I fell deeply into the passion our spirits created
In a fashion that drove me to pure bliss
With your delicate lips you kissed my heart
Moving every inch of me
Explicitly
We made love
You played violins in my ears with the gentleness of your moans
I wanted nothing less than to spend eternity
Wrapped in the reality that I thought to be
Then I awoke this morning and reached to my right
Hoping to relive that we shared last night
Suddenly I realized what I feared to be true
Last night I was alone
While only dreaming of you...


Go Right Ahead

Sitting here in the solitude of my room, my mood tells me that it would be more than okay
if today...

You and I skipped the dinner and the candlelight
No long walks on the beach tonight
Don't leave me a love note on the refrigerator
Don't even tell me you love me
You can do that later
No jewelry boxes from Tiffany's
No need for manners
Like Thank You or Please
No soft gentle kisses on my neck and ears
No long conversation sharing our dreams and our fears
When you come home tonight
Don't even say Hi
Don't ask me how my day went
Cause I won't reply
Just put down your things and remove all your clothes
Leave the blinds open
So everyone knows
Don't waste any time on foreplay tonight
Don't give it to me softly
That wouldn't be right
Make me scream loud enough for the whole block to hear
And go even deeper
When your orgasm's near
And when we're all finished
And dripping with sweat
Don't say anything to me
Just hand me a cigarette...

AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE....

My dreams tell me I need to be made love to, but my pussy tells me I want to be FUCKED...is it normal to be so torn???

TMI Tuesday. #1 Our First Time

This is our first foray into TMI Tuesday. In the spirit of full disclosure these questions are randomly borrowed from other naughty guys and gals in the sex blogosphere. I have no idea how mundane or revealing our explorations of TMI will ultimately be, so please be gentle with us as we learn the ropes. Experience will improve our ingenuity.

1. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
I was 13. I was at my "boyfriend's" job. He was a parking attendant in a supermarket parking lot. There was a little ramshackle building in the darkest corner of the lot. It couldn't have been more than 3 feet by 3 feet. I had my pants down near my ankles and was bent over bracing myself against one wall. It sounds potentially hot and steamy, but it really wasn't. In spite of our age difference, neither of us knew what the HELL we were doing. Looking back, I have to give him credit for trying.

2. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?
I absolutely do NOT! It takes way more work for me to cum all by my lonesome!

3. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?
Over the years this has gone back and forth between us. I'd say twice a day is a comfortable amount for me if my mood is balanced. At the moment my partner's sexual appetite is voracious. I'm not sure whether its the abundance of free time or a sudden spell of "I love you truly madly deeply" that is causing it. Whatever the cause all three of my orifices are doing their best to keep up!

4. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?
Not at all offended. I find it fascinating to watch him work on other women. It reminds me exactly what attracted me to him in the first place. It's even better when we are both flirting in tandem. Different technique, same prey. Tons of fun.

5. Do you think you're flirty by nature?
I don't think I am personally, but sometimes my eyes have an entirely different agenda.

Bonus (optional): Why do you blog?
I love sex, and I've always enjoyed writing. I'm enamored with the idea that I can combine the two, and have voyeurs all in the same forum. It's glorious.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Anything you want to share that's not any of our damn business?