Everyone knows what a Staycation is, right? It's a term coined during this recession to describe when people choose to do something fun and entertaining at home, in lieu of spending money they don't have on extracurricular activities. Well, often times, I find myself in a dick recession. And when I do, I take a Playcation.
A Playcation is when you clear your calendar, call into work and turn your phone ringer down or off, so that you can spend the whole day catching upon some self-love. Now, granted, having someone there to assist in the pleasure is always great, but many of you ladies (and men) can relate to the moments when you're either in between lovers, or not in the mood to deal with any of them! No primping for a date. No waiting for him/her to make the commute. No disappointment when they're done and you're not. On a playcation, you choose your own itinerary.
If you want to set the mood by lighting candles, incense and starting with a bubble bath, you can. If you want to jump straight into bed, favorite sex toys scattered around humping each one until you cum yourself to sleep, you can. Or if you just want to make it a lazy day and prefer to sit up at your desk, squeezing your nipples and hand in your panties while reading some erotic stories online, you can. For your playcation, you can listen to Maxwell, Trick Daddy or Jill Scott. No matter. Whatever you like. If you want to turn on a porn flick and see if you can fuck yourself til you out scream the bitch on screen...knock yourself out.
If you want to set the mood by lighting candles, incense and starting with a bubble bath, you can. If you want to jump straight into bed, favorite sex toys scattered around humping each one until you cum yourself to sleep, you can. Or if you just want to make it a lazy day and prefer to sit up at your desk, squeezing your nipples and hand in your panties while reading some erotic stories online, you can. For your playcation, you can listen to Maxwell, Trick Daddy or Jill Scott. No matter. Whatever you like. If you want to turn on a porn flick and see if you can fuck yourself til you out scream the bitch on screen...knock yourself out.
My preferred Playcation includes me, my pocket rocket and clit-cumming until I'm desensitized and waking up with a barely purring toy, still turned on, in bed next to me. Ah, haven't done that in a while.
It's time to have yourself a Playcation. Let your orgasms take you away...
Next time you take a playcation, come back and tell us about it.
7 comments:
playcation, nice, always love expanding my urbandictionary vocabulary
Now that is the kind of playcation/staycation I need.....
Hahah I haven't had one of those days in a while! Sounds like fun. Must plan!:)
I love the new words. Funny. Good stuff.
It has been awhile since I had a self-love party. I do NEED it!
I haven't had one of those in a while, at least not alone. They are always so much fun.
I could have used a playcation today!!
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