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Monday, August 3, 2009

T.I.L.F.: Elke the Stallion

This is the inaugural post in an ongoing series called T.I.L.F. - Tweets I'd Like to Fuck inspired by our friend Fury over at The Dirty Details. T.I.L.Fs don't have to be famous, but they do have to be fuckable.

I'm still trying to get used to the Twitterverse and after two months I'm only just getting the hang of how to make 140 characters worth of Facebook style updates interesting. Like any new Twit, when I first began exploring Twitter I expanded my list of follows based on the lists of fellow sex bloggers and Twitter friends whose opinions I trusted. I discovered more than a few bad bitches on my friends lists - porn stars, models, video girls....I don't recall who was following eye candy model Elke The Stallion, but my pocket rocket thanks you!

Let me give a disclaimer: I'm partial to women of the darker persuasion. With the exception of my (still unfulfilled) fetish for red heads, I prefer my luscious curves with deep chocolate tones like my own. That said - Elke is certainly worth making an exception. I'd been one of her followers for weeks before I actually visited her website. I had to take my mouth, my partners mouth and my girlfriend's mouth off the floor after we took the tour. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

Elke measures 38-28-47, yes FORTY-SEVEN an AWR (ass to waist ratio) almost beyond comprehension. Creamed coffee skin, thick thighs, 38 D breasts, a phat ass and juicy lips that just beg to be licked, sucked and......

Her ass is ENORMOUS - thick, juicy and good enough to eat! Perfectly round, toned without appearing unapproachable, deeply indented right below the curve letting you know just where your hands belong. It's the kind of ass that makes you want ask her to sit on your face. Her rear view, shit her entire mac truck of a body begs for a king sized bed, a vacation day and a huge box of toys.

Simply put, Elke is fuckable in the extreme. I don't know whether Elke ever ventures over to the other side, but I know more than a few women who would love to personally walk her over there, shit they might drag her. She's definitely a T.I.L.F. Thanks Elke for indulging my dirty mind. To quote Craze Magazine you put the 'ASS' in class :-)

If you'd like to get more than the taste of Elke you've had here, visit her website and check her out on Twitter.

Any Tweets you'd like to fuck?


Big Jazzy Oak said...

Elke is truly astonishing!!

The Duchess said...

Wow- I must go check her out now! Thanks!

Sexy PTA Mom said...

You certainly know how to get a girl to go looking, don't you? But I'd rather see you. :) I am a redhead. ;p