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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

To Swing or Not to Swing

Swinging is a topic of extreme interest to me. The idea of banging multiple strangers with no strings attached is quite appealing. However, as with everything there are pros and cons.

Lack of opportunity and the cons have kept me from engaging in this lifestyle. A major con is significantly increasing my risk of contracting an STD -maybe even a fatal STD. How would I explain to my mother, kid, friends and family that I contracted a disease from outside the bounds my committed relationship!?!? Is one night of pleasure worth the repercussions!?!? Of course I could theoretically contract a disease from my partner. However, boning 20 strangers in one night is a significantly greater risk. Another con is possible pregnancy and Jerry Springer type drama. What if I became pregnant or my partner impregnated someone!?! How many men would I have to ask to take the DNA test!?! While I do believe that children are a blessing, I don't know that I could willingly receive that blessing. Unfortunately my partner feels that an unwanted pregnancy is a consequence we have to be willing to accept and literally live with. Sorry but living with his bastard child in my life is not appealing to me. Yes, of course we will protect ourselves but only abstinence is 100%.

The cons are as daunting as the pros are appealing. Some of the pros include no-strings attached sex and the thrill of new pussy and new dick. Ahhhh, the thought of flirting with a handsome stranger or nine and bedding him(her) brings a kool-aid grin to my face.

Hopefully the experience will keep the grin on my face. Having never been to a swinger club, I’m not sure what to expect and I have some preconceived notions: (1) everyone is probably a perfect 10, (2) strangers line up in a row and pick each other out like cattle, (3) actions are hidden in a dark corner or (4) maybe it's an open and loud orgy fest. In time I will likely find out. Who am I kidding - patience is a virtue I was not blessed with. I want to know and experience the swinger scene ASAP so I am doing some club research. Things that are important are the privacy policies, screening process, clientele, safety and location. Location, location, location – location is everything. It must be outside of Manhattan because the likelihood of running into someone I know is less likely unless the people I’m trying to avoid have the same idea. LOL. I'll keep you posted!

Are you into the “lifestyle?”

5 comments:

The Fury said...

I've been invited to two swinger parties, neither I could make it to. Like you the cons are daunting. But I've heard good and bad things as far as the clientele depending. If you saw someone at a swinger party, I'm sure they'd be more interested in having sex with you than telling on you...but I agree the risk is great.

ErikaStarr said...

Good point re greater interest in sex vs. tattling. LOL. I feel the same way at the stripper clubs and thank goodness I have not run into anyone I know. *Erika knocks on wood.*

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

I'm not into the lifestyle, but I've seen quite a bit of it peripherally in my younger (ehhem) days.

I've seen far too many couples who could not deal with it for it to ever appeal to me.

The Fury said...

I've run into a few people I know at strip clubs. Always fun to bond over lap dances...

Mistress Bliss said...

Running into someone you know in a strip club doesn't seem bad or any situation for that matter because you are both like-minded people and now you have something special in common. I too have this dying desire to venture to a swingers club. I think it will be a great opportunity to quench my curiosity for the ding a ling and get that over with. But the Lady in my life ain’t going for it so I guess it won’t happen..... :)